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My Koi themed Zora, Liana. Drawn by @theyumemod 🧡
Forgive me.
only if you forgive me
His world now
HEY YOU
YOURE FINALLY AWAKE
Oh sweet Jesus.
i am so sorry for this
Where the FUCK is he?
Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath
completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy
do NOT separate them
I had to look this up
let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby
The only known copy of the Hussie “First Folio” of c. 1625 exists in fragments in the Bodelian Library (MS. Eng. misc. c. 413). No publishing details are available, provenance is unknown.
Prologue:
The uncertain glory of an April day, Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, Limns a youth upon which no name did weigh These thirteen springs. That burden will be one He will take up this morn, and so in this This gentle youth becomes a gentleman, By taking on the name that’s rightfully his - A token that betokes a divine plan. Where others, who did Fate give name at birth Can have no say in what their fortune tells (Whether lives of misery or of mirth), This youth may choose his Heavens, or his Hells. He stands now at the door of childhood’s room, Now Let him learn his name, and learn his doom.
Act 1, scene 1
Voice: Enter name.
Boy: Letters are appearing! As if drawn by Some fiery hand - and now I ken they spell The name “Zoosmell, Lord of Dung”? Fie on this, Fie! A shallow jest - better be the names Of rustics than nobility besmirched.
Voice: Try again.
Boy: More words appear, these pleasing to the eye - I’ll be “John Egbert”, a name for saints and Kings, I trow. Now to take up arms and go, But where among these cakes and bills for rude Entertainments could they be? In this drawer?
Looks in drawer
Boy: No arms. Damn my addled mind: they rest Beneath the cake inside yon magic chest.
Voice: Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST
Boy retrieves arms
Boy: No antics or hilarity for now, I must needs store these in my Sylladex. What else lies here? Some Gyves that feign to lock, A Blade that cannot wound, a Hat, a Mask, Tricks to mimic smoke or blood, a Treatise On japes, a Volume on the life of a Man of wisdom who traffick’d in dark arts. All this I fain would take ‘gainst future need, For now mayhaps this smoke will show it’s meed.
Takes smoke pastilles
Boy: Alas! my arms I now can’t bring to hand! This Sylladex is like unto the sack That peddlers use to cart about their wares – And all that they have pack’d must be unlade ‘Ere that which they pack’d first will come to light. No matter now: anon I’ll set it right.
Examines bill
Boy: No spirits be as facinerious As these. Though fell be their actions and their Passions run to black, these hell-kites’ exploits Enthrall me and I can’t abjure their charms. How now, a note? My father left this here, A birthday gift to mark my thirteenth year.
so i noticed this post was apparently made in 2013, but is only starting to get passed around now, nearly a decade later:
tried to use wayback machine to see how many notes it had before it was brought back, but it started circulating again on nov 11 and i could only find one from nov 27, where it still only had 783 notes
in an attempt to find how obscure this post was before its resurrection, i went all the way down in the reblogs to see how many it had. and it looks like, before being brought into the modern day by @homestuckmadethisfanart, it only had FOUR reblogs?
of course that wouldn’t include deactivated blogs, so there were probably more than just 4, but probably not TOO much more if that’s all that’s left of non-deactivated reblogs. especially because the average amount of notes op got on all their other posts (there’s only 25 of them so it was easy to calculate an average) was between 3-4 notes.
anyway, really adds to the feeling that this was… excavated.
long ago I made a joke on an rp website. someone had commented about how much they hate Homestuck because of the fonts and text colors and how it’s bad literature, a lot of English major type snobbery
so I replied with the opening lines of Canterbury Tales, except written in different text colors and troll text styles, mixing and matching until it was barely legible. a few other people got in on the joke. I think I saw some Beowulf written in troll speak. I’d totally forgotten about that until I saw this post

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Hey there ❤️
If you been following my posts, you know that I've been struggling to keep bills paid and, recently, got another eviction notice. I will have to move once again next week because I ran out of any other options an now I only have a week left to leave.
I set a goal on ko-fi so I can find a place and not be unhoused again. I'm also lowering my prices temporarily until I reach the goal. If you can buy a commission or help me in any way, I promise to deliver my heart in your art. I will draw any OC's and any fandom you want.
Thanks for reading ❤️
Ko-fi.com/itolynart
I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.
so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...
one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

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long time no incubus AU HMMM
was supposed to draw something else but it completely lost the plot and took on a life of its own
anyways
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
What
The other perspective makes it funnier
Hi! I'm opening music commissions!
I'll make a music track for any kind of project you may need, be it an animation, a theme for a character for your tabletop game, or a song for a game, or anything else.
I have 4/4 slots open at the moment. Pricing begins at 20 dollars minimum, and will be negotiated based on the buyer's budget/needs. Roughly, 20 dollars buys one day worth of time put onto the piece; more time will cost around six dollars per day.
Here's some examples of music I've made before, from commissions, projects I've worked on:
If you're interested, feel free to DM me here - from there, we can negotiate based on your budget and needs. You can find my ko-fi here.

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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.
do you see the issue now
ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.