The Second Highest Possible Level of Developer

flies pride flag upside down to show I'm in distress

What if - now here me out - what if the deckchairs on the Titanic hadn't been arranged optimally?

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born - now is the time of muppets.

I'm a hoarder, but for grudges.

The intrusive thoughts *better* win - I've got money riding on it!

Become unspellable

"I used the Banach–Tarski Theorem to DOUBLE my money, and YOU CAN TOO!"

A watched abyss never boils

It's not that history is repeating itself, it's that history is grinding for levels.

When I was a child my parents sent me to an alternative school that used the "Montresor Method". It rejects the reductive learning environments that focus on "testing" and "grades" and instead simply walls the students up in the basement.

*at my cubicle on the severed floor, playing Freecell instead of doing Macrodata Refinement*

Bass Pro has passed on my design for a hat that says "I will show you fear in a handful of worms"

It wasn't that the chord was *secret*, it was just that people didn't realize that David had tuned to drop D.