Squid Orange Slices

[True crime podcast voice] her family remember her as a mean and unpleasant person who darkened up a room. She hated going to church, despised children and the elderly, and never answered her phone

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

no because this... delusion

It’s been a real ‘future Horrible Histories episode’ day in UK politics, folks

ID. a photo taken in a large store of a dad holding his kid up to the security camera in front of the tv that shows the footage, so the baby's face takes up most of the screen. End ID.

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

i better catch up on the assigned reading (dracula emails) so i can partake in the class discussion (memes)

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

Dior 2011 vs. Gauthier 2007 

films are supposed to be about men screaming crying throwing up and being covered in blood if i see a man smile or be even remotely content im throwing tomatoes at the screen