cause i'm not square

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Hollywood really could have that category

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you’re best friends

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down