slightly dislocated

Does anyone recall a post about a pie made of root veg and cheese? It looked like it was hand illustrated and had lots of side advice about what to do with the water the veg was boiled in, etc I think it was called something like over the top pie or mile high. I had it screen shotted but lost it and I really want to make it again!

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Also on windows 10!! go to typing settings- how ai has helped you- typing insights-off

like to charge, reblog to cast.

oh please, I've done this lots of times without Photoshop

Attn @flameswallower

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Kitty what are you DOING.

life has been very life lately

argh no fucking kidding

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

Always reblog Meatloaf!