#1 Pawniard and Bisharp Enjoyer

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

dude bensons gonna slap our big oily buttcheeks

i will lay 1 damn daniel eggs

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

anyone know why apple removed the Suckling Pig emoji?

I hope the rusted sword and shield give the blowjob brothers tetanus

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

4 years since volo first said "it's voloing time" and then volo'ed all over those guys...

I really need to talk about pregnant wario more