GAY MUTANT CLUB

“it probably has something to do with everyone’s dads thinking they were the be all, end all of functional footwear and buying approximately six pairs for every member of the family in 2005… not that i speak from experience.”

“You can’t go wrong with NEAT. I say if you like then wear it, my uncles wear far worse honestly. Crocs are the least of anyone’s fashion problems if you ask me.”

“I agree with you on that one. It’s disgusting.” 

“They need to focus their hate toward something else, seriously.” Hal replies with a vague hand gesture. 

“What the Hel is a Fortnite and why are Midgardian kids so obsessed with it?” Bjørn was genuinely curious, though he had no intention of actually playing it. “It looks…boring.”

“I think it’s, like, some video game? People talk about the dances a lot but, uh, I’m not really into gaming so I don’t really have any first hand knowledge of it.”

❝ i posted on instagram twenty minutes ago, and it only has 12k likes so far, ❞ winona spoke, conspiratorial. she pouted and looked at them with big, brown eyes. ❝ be honest. have i grown ugly ? irrelevant ? ❞

Axel shrugs his shoulders slightly. “I don’t have any idea. I’ve never worn them myself so I don’t have an opinion really on how comfortable they are. I don’t think they look nice though.”

“People still hate crocs? I mean I think it’s because they aren’t aesthetically pleasing — it’s just personal opinion though I think.”

nodding, lysander could understand – although his wardrobe didn’t differ much from muted pastels and light greys, colours that were unusual to him did make him a little uncertain. he could appreciate where she was coming from, though, because he had a bright blue jumper that he was entirely too afraid of that he bought on a whim.

“oh. well. i don’t think you should be too… it’s not an offensive colour or anything, you look lovely. i hope this isn’t too weird? sorry. i just… th-thought, uh, you should know.”

            ❝ Because they’re UGLY. Isn’t that a universal law , now ?? ❞ His response’s tone made it sound like it was an obvious statement. Raised eyebrow perked , he continued , ❝ Y’ gotta be careful about sayin’ shit like that in public ; it’s a SACRILEGE. Those are words you say to start a Twitter argument. ❞   

‘ self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta. ’ from dinah // @spvcegal

“That explains a lot then, I can’t do self-care. I’m allergic to dairy.”

“That must, like, suck. I can’t eat cheese with everything because, like, kosher but not eat it at all sounds terrible.”

“I mean, personally I think they’re hideous. But there’s plenty of hideous shoes out there. Functional… I guess.” Caroline shrugs. “I still wouldn’t wear them.”

“ i have no clue - i used to have a green pair that i’d wear around the house. - couldn’t ruin my goth girl aesthetic. “

@spvcegal

“Let’s go lesbians! Let’s go!” Bobby announces with a clap of his hands. “This pizza isn’t going to eat itself.”

“Please don’t try to meme. Old people really shouldn’t meme.” Dinah groaned. “But, like, thanks for the pizza.”