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Arya Stark and Nymeria by Martin Hsu
now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:
1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"
2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"
3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"
4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians
5. tumbeasts
DAENERYS APPRECIATION MONTH 2022 ↳ Day 9: Anti parallels with the current ruling elite of Westeros (How Dany treats her ‘hostages’ // How Theon Greyjoy felt being Eddard Stark’s hostage)
A ward in name, a hostage in truth. Half his days a hostage… but no longer. His life was his own again, and nowhere a Stark to be seen.
Lord Eddard had raised him among his own children, but Theon had never been one of them. The whole castle, from Lady Stark to the lowliest kitchen scullion, knew he was hostage to his father’s good behavior, and treated him accordingly. Even the bastard Jon Snow had been accorded more honor than he had.
Lord Eddard had tried to play the father from time to time, but to Theon he had always remained the man who’d brought blood and fire to Pyke and taken him from his home. As a boy, he had lived in fear of Stark’s stern face and great dark sword. His wife was, if anything, even more distant and suspicious.
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One of her young hostages brought her morning meal, a plump shy girl named Mezzara, whose father ruled the pyramid of Merreq, and Dany gave her a happy hug and thanked her with a kiss.
“They are very sweet, the both of them,” Dany assured her. “Qezza sings for me sometimes. She has a lovely voice”. And Ser Barristan has been instructing Grazhar and the other boys in the ways of western chivalry.“
Dany had grown fond of her young charges. Some were shy and some were bold, some sweet and some sullen, but all were innocent.
What good is peace if it must be purchased with the blood of little children? "These murders are not their doing,” Dany told the Green Grace, feebly. “I am no butcher queen.”

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I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please?
All right buckle the fuck up kids, it’s the year 2012 and I’ve just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It’s a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven’t edited a single thing in months which isn’t about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and notice there’s a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I’m not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It’ll be dead by page 24, but I don’t know that yet. I’m just editing one more vampire boner fest.
The MC is a girl who we’ll call Sue. Sue is a Good Girl™, Sue is Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad Boy™ for a boyfriend. We’ll call him Dickhead.
Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it’s okay. Except it’s not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he’s fine with except he’s got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words “hey stud” and he follows, dick out before she’s even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she’s a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he’ll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he’s a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it’s about to get weirder.
Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True Love™ who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left you! He’s been “instinctively protecting her from rapists” by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that’s not fucking terrifying at all.
Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she’d let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can’t decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don’t mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure.
If you’ve only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve.
So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: “her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn’t stop”
This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be “god fucking dammit” as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that I inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years.
When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with “a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower” (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there’s more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I’ll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and it’s all a bit of a blur.
A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART” and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn’t take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????!!!!!!????!!!!!! and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement.
And that’s the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You’re all fucking WELCOME.
I love book!Jon so much.
Non-book readers have no idea what they’re missing out on.
He’s such a dramatic, sassy, angry, pussy-eating King. He would NOT think twice about fucking his hot dragon-riding aunt (if he were to find her), and we love him for it.
I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?
I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?”
So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.
And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes.
Do good recklessly.
I think “Do good recklessly” would be fantastic word art to hang on one’s wall. Artistic people, go!
@theshitpostcalligrapher, this would be epic in your style (if you haven’t done it already)!
oh that one’s actually been a print available on the etsy for YEARS, here ya go if you want one!
Sometime I appear again.
I did this because of a Fanfiction that I read that inspired me.
The Fanfiction, if anyone is interested is this one:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hope that people will like it!
I think it's hilarious and sad at the same time that D&D decided to have Arya mistrust Dany because, in the books, she literally check every point on what Arya consider a hero.
She is a female leader CHECK. (See Nymeria)
She is freeing people from slavery and literally killing the masters: CHECK ("they should have killed the masters")
She has dragons: CHECK.(all the foreshadowing of dragons in Arya's story/her love for it)
Also they both don't discriminate on class/gender or anything else (Arya underfoot and the fact that one of most intelligent person in Dany's council is a 12 year old girl who used to be a slave).
I don't know if I should laugh or cry at theirs representation on screen.

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I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Literally I would read thousands of words of this.
One alien running through the wilderness terrified, while being pursued by a pack of wolves. An entire platoon trying and failing to outrun a stampede of buffalo. Medics on the ships panicking and watching their men die because they don’t have the anti-venom to snake bites.
I’d read that.
One of the most underrated aspects of Midoriya and Uraraka’s relationship is the fact that Midoriya thinks so highly of Uraraka!
When he saw the fake Uraraka jump into danger without a plan and without making herself float, he knew that couldn’t be Uraraka because Midoriya believes that Uraraka is too smart and skilled to fall into danger like that. Uraraka can make herself float, and Uraraka would come up with a plan. She’s someone to Midoriya who doesn’t need saving. He views her as such a capable and strong companion, and he’s right to do so.
It’s a shame so many people ignore this aspect of their relationship and act like Bakugou at the Sports Festival is the only person who understands and respects her.
Here with a new artwork about a new OTP of mine.
I started to read Boku No Hero Academia thanks to my lovely boyfriend whom had stopped reading it after a while because he can't read as well as me in english so he decided to follow the anime and is soooooo behind me XD
I love a lot of ship in BNHA (I'm an compulsive shipper, I know...) but my favoite one is Izuku and Ochako. They are so sweet together! I tried to do an artwork (manga-like, you have to read it like a manca. From right to the left and from up to down) about them. I like quite a bit the end result and who knows, maybe I'll even use it as a starting point for a fic.
Extra; my other ship are:
-Bakugo x Kirishima or Todoroki (it depends on their interaction chapter to chapter. As of now is winning Kirishima while Todoroki is trying to win Momo over XD)
- Asui x Tokoyami; I dunno why, I just ship them, even if they almost never talked to each other XD
Plus Ultra!
I found out this animated series three week ago, at the time we had just two season, 18 episodes only, and I decided to start it because I saw that the director #aaronehasz was one of the directors of Avatar; the last Airbender (and even was the one whom wrote/directed some of my favorites episodes of the series). Couldn't be happier of that decision. This is one of the best animated series I ever saw. There is everything we need; humor, angst, spectacular fights, love, inclusion, asl, awesome plots, cute fantastic animals, three strong main characters, a villain whom is so real that can scare you and secondary character that make everything even more perfect. I fell in love with this series and I sure hope to see more of it. Now I just ended season three, it's amazing what the people that work on it were able to give us in 27 episodes of 25 minutes. This season was perfect and I sure hope to see soon the news that #TheDragonPrince will be renewed for a fourth season. 10/10 #Ezran #Zym #Rayla #Callum #Raylum #Soren #Claudia #Viren #Amaya #Runaan #elves #human #mages #dndvibe #fantasyanimals #magic #dragons #avatarthelastairbender #iwantatart #ZymIsTooCute #inclusion #lgtbfamily #loveislove #irecommendit #animatedseries #netflix #netflixreview #netflixrenewthedragonprince https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Qq4F_Kpew/?igshid=1f8s6uzf2pc73

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