disco elysium is very much a power fantasy for those to whom the world doesn't make sense

ask as many questions as you want. when something is confusing, it's meant to be, and there will be a interesting answer. take your time. you can talk to anyone, and they will talk back with respect. less than nothing is expected of you, so every victory is worth celebrating. you have a friend who is fond of your oddities, even the unseemly and scary ones, who is always with you and is organized enough for the both of you. you have a gun

done correectly “Night Breakfast” can be one of the most tasty and elegant meals in an Eaters toolkit

I like big balls

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

how come in every disco Elysium post I see, the mustache one is being a massive cringe fail loser (usually face first on the floor), while the bald one is off to the side serving metric tons of cunt

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him