Sprout

Straight to DVD Barbie movies have the opposite dynamic of most fandom media because the male love interests are so flat and boring that the only option for shipping is yuri and I think that’s beautiful.

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

Official silly sign

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow

Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld

Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.

They could keep him in a little terrarium

sound of drums is just martha realising that the doctor is in loads if gay situationships and coming to the conclusion that that’s probably why he doesn’t like her that way

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

What about that Starmer guy

What about that Starmer guy?

whoever the next guy is sucks

will Larry the Cat suck if appointed?

Me if I was in doctor who: You know, I get that you guys have this complicated tango where he tries to help aliens invade your favorite planet, and you try to stop him, and then the aliens betray him so you two have to work together for like an hour, and then he disappears into the night so you can do it all again, and I can respect that. However, you do realize that you could leave the human race out of it and just have sex? You know you can do that, right?