Olden Towne

beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish

I know I have a novel in me but it seems to be lodged in like. I don't know. my appendix.

at some point your story will rupture and cause you unbelievable pain until it is taken out into the world

why is this so moving

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

Happy Birthday Tumblr Code!

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.

The Masc of Amontillado

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic