let the wild rumpus start

i think after they retire they make sure to schedule at least 2 weeks apart every year just so they can remember how it feels to miss each other and more importantly so they can still have crazyintense i missed you reunion sex. ilya goes away on ilya business (paris fashion week) and shane goes away on shane business (solo canoeing trip where he pretends he’s a contestant on alone) and they both enjoy themselves and have fun and they both cry when they see each other again. shane cries at the airport and ilya cries during & after the crazyintense i missed you reunion sex

im only attracted to worthy opponents

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

i didnt even mean for the flow to be there bc it was just in the original pic but god. biblically accurate long haired shane and he's so beautiful

sometimes u comment under a mutual's post and it's like god, this is it they're gonna kill me now

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

they will never make me hate whimsy and joy and goofiness and cringe. i love sunshine and being embarrassing. i love being giddy and having fun. i love love and vulnerability AND positivity