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You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

"male socialized" this, "female socialized" that. I WASNT SOCIALIZED!!!!! #straydog

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

let's talk about lady patience, the almost-queen, becoming the lady of buckkeep in opposition to regals farrow cousin while he was king

readers don’t know this but during the highstorm scene in The Way of Kings the Stormfather told Kaladin to feel the rain on his skin, no one else can feel it for him

oh i started the farseer trilogy btw i’ve been told that this will make me kill myself (?) so i’ll keep you posted

fuck this idiot gay 16 book life i’m killing myself WHO’S WITH ME #mysuicidalideation #fitzchivalryfarseer

Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them