things

the lion does not concern herself with papa

Your fear of drawing big noses is holding you back. Embrace the big nose. Heed its call.

dry humping implies the existence of wet humping

Sex?

it’s just impossible

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

trying to make an agegap hot but its not that much of a gap: hahaha when you were born i was. well i knew the alphabet

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

All I want tonight

buckle up bitches we’re going to applebee’s

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences