Confuzzlementification

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

!!!!!!

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

for the record, i now fully believe that aof mixes love potions in his office and dumps them into the water at domundi hq.

well...as long as i don't explode into, like, meat confettias long and i get to explode into ACTUALLY sprakle-confetti-sparkles, then yes, its funny,

real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

Oof

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.