Aardvarks are SICK

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

IM SOBBING

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

the fact that i dont drink water at this point is just a personality trait, one im unwilling to give up

… can i force you to drink water? 

can i force you to exclusively drink coke zero?

Do u ever get thirsty?

coke zero sates that thirst

coke zero’s largest ingredient is water

on god?

on god.

will not be drinking coke zero again. much to think about.

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like