That Purple Bitch

@leftnotright local birb harrases owner XD

i've never heard a bird screaming in rage before

Re, one of the prev comments here: This bird isn’t enraged in the slightest! Nothing about his behavior is negative. He is hanging with his owner, she’s being loud, so he wants to be loud too! Notice when she yells, his volume goes up. He’s having fun!

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

me at the cheese factory making the cheese

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

apparently europeans have the impression that US Americans never learn the metric system.

like our science curriculum from day one is entirely done in the metric system. we just don't use metric in our day to day lives.

I have had people try to gently and kindly explain to me the workings of the metric system, as if Americans are having trouble with the concept of a base ten system. like no. we get it. we were taught this when we were like eight. it's just that like. we don't really wanna do it that way. for the bit.