weird superfluous dad

when terrestrial creatures feud they have ground beef

how on earth were people reporting the goo fridge as a real thing. apparently it was supposed to be a "zero-energy device" utilizing "bio nano robots" to cool food. without using energy. who writes this. i think if they made me write slop articles where i just repeat nonsense and sign it with my name id kill myself. maybe its good this job is being taken over by ai

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

don't ever forget tooie

it's vitally important that you don't ever forget tooie

i can still hear her too too tooing...

im green

she's literally green, you can't ever forget that

i know how to spin around in a circle