weird superfluous dad

the swedish chef incomprehensibly affirming your transition

About that one Mr mime card where they're playing imaginary chess, do you think it could be a test of strength for them? Not only do they have to stay focused on the charade for however long the game lasts they also have to correctly envision the amount of squares on the board, remember the positions of their own pieces and their opponents pieces, and know the actual rules of chess, WHILE nothing is actually there. There are no chairs there is no board and the pieces don't exist. It all comes down to who can pretend better

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

chiropractors get paid to injure people. i'd do it for FREE after a long shift

whites were put on this earth to be useless and make life harder for everyone else

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books