weird superfluous dad

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

People do anything in the Fertile Crescent

*domesticates a goat* lol *finds a horse* haha

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards