weird superfluous dad

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

chiropractors get paid to injure people. i'd do it for FREE after a long shift

whites were put on this earth to be useless and make life harder for everyone else

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death