meowdy! o/

dragongirl nuzzling and dragongirl loving

dragongirl cuddling and dragongirl blushing

dragongirl frolicking and dragongirl glomping

Dragongirl wiggling and dragongirl roaring.

dragongirl loafing and dragongirl preening

dragongirl lounging and dragongirl snuggling

dragongirl relaxing and dragongirl singing

dragongirl snoozing and dragongirl purring

dragongirl flying and dragongirl smooching

dragongirl basking and dragongirl ramping

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

Waltuh, pass me a cup of lifenoodles.

This is beautiful. Is this the same lady that learned the iron fireworks technique too?

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

oh im not the evil queen of darkness. im her sister. im looking after her castle while she's out for a couple of days. you look like a nice young lady. is that gothic lolita you're wearing? can you tell me about your coord? why is your stuffed animal saying you should attack me