meowdy! o/

The organization is only about 5 or 6 people. Not just upper management, but in total.

They are made up entirely of people who have various forms of self-duplication powers.

One employee can be worth tens to potential hundreds of costumed ne’er-do-wells without having to source your thugs locally and having to individually convince them your jack-in-the-box themed crime spree is a totally a feasible idea.

Just contact Mr. Goon and he can have the Hench siblings out in a jiffy if you need sheer numbers but don’t mind that they can be poofed in, like, 3 or 4 hits. And heaven help you if the originals get taken out.

If you don’t mind sacrificing the size of your goons for numbers then Mr. Minion is your man. He clones by division so you’re getting less for more, but sometimes the job requires someones smaller.

If you require some more technical work and don’t mind some volatility then Dr. Lackey maybe what you’re looking for. What do I mean by volatility? It’s nothing major, her clones are actually her splitting herself by emotional state, but I can assure you each one of them is still a consummate professional.

Ms. Thug is great for oblique jobs with weird angles. She can get a clone from any reflection of herself. Yes they do shatter into glass if they take enough damage but when you have minions literally crawling out your windows you can’t say no to a deal like that.

As for Mr. Goon himself? The face of a “legitimate” company can’t be seen doing grunt work when he has to convince lawyers that the originals are not necessarily liable for the actions of clones.

The thing is that originally this wasn’t supposed to have a punchline this was just me putting out an idea I’ve had for years.