Voice Of The People

you guys dont know the absolute comedy of stimming by smacking a bart plushie against your bed repeatedly. and being in a call and wordlessly beating the fuck out of a plushie of a ten year old child and one of your friends just going “jamie. i know you’re hurting bart right now”

can you lez the fuck in

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

bro why is your narrative foil always expressing a deep aversion to having sex with their best friend

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

What about a Pirate's soul?

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

Show daddy that nice picture again

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

eating out open communication's pussy after requesting and receiving clear verbal consent

later we discuss any dissatisfaction we may have with one another plainly and with the common goal of remaining happy either together or apart should it come to separation as the only reasonable course of action for us to take

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

bluejays are great bc you’ll be like ‘who installed a rusty gate next door’ and it’s simply a bird ripping up your lawn searching for grubs

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.