ā¶ Call me up!
summary: What happens when they get a call that their beloved partner is out drunk?
warnings: mentions of vomiting and drinking, gn!reader (I think?) pet names, a lil angsty in Timās part, but overall just fluff and crack lol
a/n: Hellooo I hope everyoneās doing well<33 Iāve been kinda out of it mentally but Iām back!
Starring: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne
Dick Grayson
The phone rung at about 3 am, waking Dick from his slumber.
He grunted as he rolled over to the side of his bed, reaching his arm out to grab the telephone.
āHello?ā Dick said groggily.
His mind snapped out of his sleepy state the minute he heard your voice.
And by the way you were slurring your words, you were definitely drunk.
āOk baby just tell me where you are and Iāll come pick you up.ā He hastily said, already putting his coat and shoes on.
You struggled to get the name of the bar you were at. But when you finally did, Dick wasted no time and immediately drove over to your location.
He got out of the car and immediately spotted you, sitting on the curb and looking up at god knows what.
Dick slowly approached you, trying not to startle you.
You were in your own world, admiring the night sky up above in your intoxicated state.
ā[name]? You okay?ā He called out to you.
You looked over to him, smile widening immediately.
āDick!ā You squealed.
Of course, jumping from your position so suddenly was a bad idea, especially when you had just inhaled 4 rounds of vodka shots earlier.
You stumbled backward, your balance completely lost.
Dick quickly caught your wrist and pulled you toward him before you could hurt yourself.
āCareful there.ā He flashed a grin at you.
āHello boyfriend.ā You giggled hazily as you burrowed your face into his neck.
He chuckled as one of his arms slipped beneath your knees to pick you up.
āWhat are you doing out so late baby?ā
You groaned into his shoulder, sliding one arm behind his neck.
āMāfriends left me alone.ā
Dick scoffed at that, kissing the top of your head as he began walking off to his car.
āYou shouldāve called me earlier.ā
Dickās touch was the only familiar thing to you right now. You couldnāt help yourself as you hummed against him and closed your eyes.
When he finally arrived to the car, Dick carefully opened the backseat door with his elbow.
āCmon hon, weāre here.ā He brushed a hair from your face before noticing you had already drifted off to sleep.
Dick smiled softly as he gently lowered you onto the car seats, your body already curling up the moment you touched the smooth leather.
He later drove you back to his apartment, making sure you were okay before tucking you into bed, your soft snores later blending into his as he held you while the both of you slept.
Oh, and he WILL take care of you during your hangover in the morning.
Jason Todd
When you called him suddenly in the middle of the night, drunk, he swears he felt his heart stop beating.
He was always prepared for the worst situation possible, and for some reason he was blaming himself already if anything had happened to you.
You were blabbering on about some random dude at the bar while Jason rushed out of his apartment, holding the phone by his ear tightly.
He quickly revved up his motorcycle and rushed over to the bar you were at, his mind clouded with worry as the cold Gotham wind blew against his skin.
Jason arrived at the location you mention you were at in a hurry, yanking his helmet away immediately.
The door bust wide open, making everyoneās heads bar turn towards the tall muscular man standing at the entrance. He ignored everyoneās stares and immediately marched over to you.
You were giggling hysterically at a joke a guy you met earlier told you when Jason tapped your shoulder and said your name.
As soon as you spotted your boyfriend, your smile grew impossibly wide and you got up to clumsily wrap your arms around his neck.
When he noticed you werenāt hurt or in any real danger, any tension from his shoulders released.
āItās dangerous to be out so late, doll.ā He said, hugging you tightly.
āStop bossing me around, Jay.ā You murmured.
He scoffed and threw you over his shoulder as you yelped at the sudden action.
Jason shot one last dirty look at the man you were talking to before walking out the door.
His boots clanked as he strut to his bike, setting you down on the seat swiftly.
āYouāre gonna have to hold on tight yeah?ā He said, handing you a helmet.
āHm.ā You huffed.
Jason made sure you were okay before also stepping onto the motorcycle and turning it on.
Your fingers clutched at his jacket before he drove off into the night.
He wakes up in the morning with you clinging onto him like a koala, then has to hold your hair up while you throw up the alcohol from the earlier night.
Tim Drake:
Tim was hunched over at the batcomputer, typing away for a case he was working on for weeks when he finally looked at the clock.
He immediately woke up from his sleepy state, remembering you were supposed to be here ages ago. It was now 3:16 am, way too late for you to still be out.
Tim immediately checked his phone, seeing a couple missed calls from you.
He cursed under his breath, trying to call you back yet getting no response.
Thankfully, he never went anywhere without knowing your location, even if you might not know that he had it yourself.
Tim hastily pulled your location out and made his way to you, scurrying over with one of the cars from the manor.
You were supposed to be at some frat party your friend had invited you to, and knowing you, you probably had one too many drinks.
He slammed the car door shut, immediately walking into the house whose front door was unlocked. In Gotham??
The loud music baring from the stereos and the colourful lights hit him like a bullet to his head, covering his ears and making his only mission finding you.
He searched high and low, upstairs, downstairs, in the basement, before he heard your voice shouting from the kitchen.
You were crawling on the marble countertop, drinking up a couple shots effortlessly.
His eyes widened as he pushed through a crowd of people to get to you, gaze locked on your form the whole time.
āBaby?ā He brushed his hand against your arm.
You looked over to see his your boyfriend, your face displaying a shocked expression.
That shocked expression soon turned into an annoyed one.
You slowly got down from the countertop, tripping over to him.
āWhatār you doing here Tim?ā You slurred.
His brows furrowed, āWhat do you mean? You called me?ā
You groaned, because of him or the alcohol, you donāt know.
āYou were supposed to be here 2 hours ago! You promised youād pick me up! But I guess your stupid work is more important than me.ā Your body stumbled backwards before you clutched onto the countertop.
His face changed into something completely different, a guilty look in his eyes.
āFuck. I forgot about that. Sorry.ā
You rolled your eyes, walking away from him and back to the discarded shots.
āDoesnāt matter, I have a new boyfriend now!ā You laughed giddily.
Hu huffed, āWhat?!ā
You gestured to the half empty vodka bottle you were holding, fingers already reaching over to pour some in a glass. His brows furrowed.
He swore you lost your mind when you started talking to the bottle.
ā-Isnāt that right? Youād never leave me like Tim.ā You cooed at the glass bottle, clutching it against your chest like a madwoman.
āAlright. Thatās it.ā Tim spoke up, prying the bottle away from your hands and picking you up over his shoulder.
āHey! Put me down!ā You yelled.
He ignored your demand, fighting through the crowd of people in an attempt to get through the front door.
When he finally made it, you were slumped over his shoulder, body finally giving in to your tiredness.
He brought his car keys out of his pocket, unlocking the door and placing you into the passenger seat.
āYouāre mean.ā You murmured.
āI love you too.ā He smiled, before driving back to the manor.
Tim tucked you into bed and before he could think about leaving to go deprive himself of more sleep, you pulled at his wrist harshly and he fell into the white sheets next to you.
āYou owe me an apology tomorrow. And breakfast.ā You whispered drunkenly against his raven hair.
He gave into your touch, arms engulfing your body.
āWhatever you say, baby.ā
Bruce Wayne
Bruce had finally made it home from patrol, ready to fall asleep in his bed.
Though when he saw your contact ringing on his phone, he immediately snapped out of his tired trance.
It was one of your colleagues who called him, saying that you might have had a little bit too much to drink at the company gala tonight.
Bruce wasted no time before getting dressed, heading out of the manor doors.
He declined Alfredās offer to drive him and immediately got into his car, speeding off in a second.
Bruce pulled into the parking lot ten minutes later. Hastily getting out of the vehicle, he straightened his posture and headed into the tall fancy building.
He immediately spotted you, loud warm laugh vibrating against the walls of the ballroom. You slammed a hand down onto your table, making it shake a little.
Your trusted colleague, on the other hand, made all efforts to try to keep you from knocking over anything and also to keep you from drinking any more champagne.
She let out the biggest exhale ever when she saw Bruce standing in the middle of the room, helping you get up immediately and leading you toward him.
āPlease take her home.ā
She gave you a small smile before letting you stumble forward to his chest.
You looked up, eyes widening in shock as he slid a hand around your waist.
āWhatās wrong honey, had a little too much to drink?ā He smiled.
āHuh-wha? Honey?ā You blushed.
āHm?ā He chuckled in confusion.
āWho⦠who are you?ā You tilted your head as you slurred your words.
āYour husband.ā He gave you an honest look.
Your eyes widened even wider when the word āhusbandā left his mouth.
You gasped softly, āI have⦠a husband?ā
Bruce laughed as he took your hand into his, bringing it up to your face.
āSee?ā He gestured to your wedding ring.
āOh my god.ā You ogled the shiny piece of metal.
You looked back at him, scanning his face intently.
āIf youāre my husband, whatās your name?ā
His hand brought yours up to place a small kiss upon your knuckles, grinning at your question.
āItās Bruce, darling. You really donāt remember me?ā
You shook your head, oblivious as ever.
He sighed, leading you out the building slowly.
When you got to his car. You stopped him before he could usher you into the backseat.
āBruce?ā You whispered.
āYes?ā He curiously said.
āCan I give you a kiss?ā You pleaded with your eyes.
He laughed softly as he lowered his head to make it easier for you to access his lips.
You laughed giddily as you placed a small peck on his cheek, then immediately crawled into the backseat.
āI think I like having a husband.ā You muttered to yourself, loud enough for Bruce to hear it.
He will definitely make fun of you for this in the morning.
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