back on my bullshit '23

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

[ID: A Tiktok with the caption "'my mom's so bad with technology' she literally tried to search up info about energy drinks and accidentally set up our house as a business". This is overlaid over screenshots from Google maps showing a street view and satellite view of a suburban house named "What Is In Energy Drinks". It's rated 4.8 stars and has 4 reviews. End ID]

Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

big and cutes my me at you