Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans
So the solution is to ban prime ministers

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Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans
So the solution is to ban prime ministers

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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
undertale act 2 act 5 in 3 days #upd8
their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free
Thought that post was cute so i drew it

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6th grade math problem:
Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am
I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed my roommate left part of an onion on the counter after cooking and for some stupid fucking reason instead of asking about it like a normal person I went to them holding the onion in my hand as if it were an injured bird and asked “what do you desire of his fate”
can i show you all a stupid post thats been fermenting in my drafts. okay here goes
spongebob <- normal spelling
sponchbob <- awesome new spelling
spunchbob <- violent (contains "punch")
spangebob <- if said out loud might not even notice a difference
spengebob <- divided the community wrt pronunciation
spongebab <- you think its gonna be normal and then madness occurs
spongebub <- same as before, possibly smaller
spongebop <- subtle but interesting
sponchbop <- encourages you to really enunciate
spongbong <- once again causing controversies with regards to pronunciation
spogeboge <- things are getting out of control
spinchbob <- references spinach (yummy)
spongbog <- a new creature, rarely seen
spingebinge <- dangerous territory, can also be a verb
spangbab <- he appears to be in danger of losing more of himself
spanchbag <- the point where it all becomes gore
spinchbinch <- references spinach (yummy) but with a more drastic outcome
spongbonk <- not even his name
spunchbag <- the scapegoat
spungbage <- rarely seen, always feared
spongebug <- you'd think this would mean things are becoming normal again but now he's some sort of insect
sbanban <- garten of
spoundge bagge <- old english
soundbound <- he's becoming something pure
speedbag <- an item you can obtain or almost a character from jaurjaur bizarre adventure
sporebob <- his new fungal form has sprouted joyously all around us
spunkbong <- he has become a crust punk
spongebone <- a terrible disease
spinchbone <- another terrible disease
spotbong <- he is quite small
spoonbob <- can hold liquids but in a different manner to a sponge
sportbonk <- an injury sustained during competition
spindlebug <- i don't know what this means for us
when it comes to love for clowns I have an amazing digital surplus
Takin a big sip out of my amazing digital slurpees
taking you out of amazing digital context
I'm amazing digital furious

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someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together
So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment
usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though
their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son
baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success
I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

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nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back
artemis: no worries
nasa when they return: so how was it
artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what
Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.