A leaf on he Face

dio: I’m trying to sneak around and kill george joestar but I’m dummy Thicc. And the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting jonathan 

kingdom harts 3 going wild

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

Level 20 Barbarian

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!