my gender rolled low initiative

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

ice water is awesome because crunch cronch :)

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)