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@spookyfantasyauthor
It's so hot I feel like I should be getting ready to go to the beach, then come back and go to the pool after a snack, but we have neither. Not the pool, not the sea, Im not sure we have the snack. But it's so hot my body is convinced it must be the holidays, we must be in front of the sea, I must smell like salt. Well no. I smell bad.
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Idk how, but on my 4-day school trip two years ago I slept more beautifully while sitting on the bus than I did tonight with the heatwave
On the bus with broken ear pods which only worked if you found the spot while intertwining the pod and the phone and then stay completely still with the phone on your thigh even if the bus is currently shaking and shitting its pants climbing mount Etna, I slept so much more well than I did tonight in my bed with a fan.
I woke up a base number of 349 times, all times completely soaked in my own sweat which mixed with the sweat already engrained in the sheets, thirsty as if I was currently dying in the Sahara desert with a vision of getting water downstairs, but after 45 minutes awake trying to breathe I passed out from the heat and when I woke up again and washed my face with ice cold water, I found out there was no fucking water. No water.
At 9 in the morning I went out to buy water and came back and started putting the water on myself like a fucking icepack. I have invented this thing where I soak my shirt in cold water then stand in front of the fan but it fucking dries. It dries. And then it wets again with sweat. That's how bad the heatwave is
The concrete has hanged itself. The tortoise is deep fried. We don't drink milk anymore, we are churning fucking batter in our mouths.
Idk how, but on my 4-day school trip two years ago I slept more beautifully while sitting on the bus than I did tonight with the heatwave
On the bus with broken ear pods which only worked if you found the spot while intertwining the pod and the phone and then stay completely still with the phone on your thigh even if the bus is currently shaking and shitting its pants climbing mount Etna, I slept so much more well than I did tonight in my bed with a fan.
I woke up a base number of 349 times, all times completely soaked in my own sweat which mixed with the sweat already engrained in the sheets, thirsty as if I was currently dying in the Sahara desert with a vision of getting water downstairs, but after 45 minutes awake trying to breathe I passed out from the heat and when I woke up again and washed my face with ice cold water, I found out there was no fucking water. No water.
At 9 in the morning I went out to buy water and came back and started putting the water on myself like a fucking icepack. I have invented this thing where I soak my shirt in cold water then stand in front of the fan but it fucking dries. It dries. And then it wets again with sweat. That's how bad the heatwave is
Idk how, but on my 4-day school trip two years ago I slept more beautifully while sitting on the bus than I did tonight with the heatwave
On the bus with broken ear pods which only worked if you found the spot while intertwining the pod and the phone and then stay completely still with the phone on your thigh even if the bus is currently shaking and shitting its pants climbing mount Etna, I slept so much more well than I did tonight in my bed with a fan.
I woke up a base number of 349 times, all times completely soaked in my own sweat which mixed with the sweat already engrained in the sheets, thirsty as if I was currently dying in the Sahara desert with a vision of getting water downstairs, but after 45 minutes awake trying to breathe I passed out from the heat and when I woke up again and washed my face with ice cold water, I found out there was no fucking water. No water.
Idk how, but on my 4-day school trip two years ago I slept more beautifully while sitting on the bus than I did tonight with the heatwave
On the bus with broken ear pods which only worked if you found the spot while intertwining the pod and the phone and then stay completely still with the phone on your thigh even if the bus is currently shaking and shitting its pants climbing mount Etna, I slept so much more well than I did tonight in my bed with a fan.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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James Sirius Remus Peter
i have no explanation for this other than: yes.
Idk how, but on my 4-day school trip two years ago I slept more beautifully while sitting on the bus than I did tonight with the heatwave
I noticed thst whatever the fuck i listen too, or dead, or see, it's always about a fucking man. No Song Is over about taking revenge, building your life, dread, friendship, love for yourself, it's always about "nothing matters if you're not here 🥺" no book is ever about, idk, roaming japanese mountains, there's always a fucking man. You find a good song and the end you understand it was about a man, (so much fucking energy went into that) you see a good poem and it ends with some fuckass line about a man. What the fuck stop giving them all this
A man whose underwear is washed by me just pissed me off. I'm gonna have my revenge when he has to go to work wearing a pantyhose 😊
anon in my inbox said fanfic writers who wrote about dark and taboo topics were not “real writers” because of what they wrote about.
reblog if you believe anon is wrong and writers are writers, no matter what they write about. no matter how they portray these taboo topics.
reblog if you believe art can be about topics that are controversial, taboo or outright disturbing, and artists who create controversial, taboo or outright disturbing art are as valid as artists who create art of conservative values.
reblog to laugh at anon ♡
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I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
In case anyone missed it
there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.
The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.
weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors
my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog
no no, french dogs just be like that
anon in my inbox said fanfic writers who wrote about dark and taboo topics were not “real writers” because of what they wrote about.
reblog if you believe anon is wrong and writers are writers, no matter what they write about. no matter how they portray these taboo topics.
reblog if you believe art can be about topics that are controversial, taboo or outright disturbing, and artists who create controversial, taboo or outright disturbing art are as valid as artists who create art of conservative values.
reblog to laugh at anon ♡
Today I had three mental breakdowns, cleaned dirt on my shirt two times, scrubbed the bathroom floor with a toothpick, killed a cockroach, cleaned the house, had a pizza. European summer
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I saw some people on the t say that, as a punishment, they withhold snacks from their kids... And some even said that it's normal in their home to have to ask before eating a snack. Which is so shocking. Everyone where I'm from encourages you to eat as much as possible. There is no question of unhealthy or "in between meals" unless it's late and you're gonna spoil your dinner. Oh my god. Why are you teaching your kid that a sweet is unhealthy? It's not. There's nothing unhealthy about any food when eaten in the right quantity.
