yikes

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

they should invent something you can have

You can have a GINGER ALE BROTHER 🍺

crossfaded on wisdom and understanding

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

Why you so mad? I’m just a girl. Life is about sitting on the grass, not being mad.

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

spill their blood. tear them limb from limb. show them no mercy. they have done nothing to deserve your kindness.

Don’t do this.

give me a reason not to.