I’ve Done It

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ohhh

It’s a nice bird, though

That is true. Has your day gotten better with this bird?

I’d say so, absolutely

May I ask you what species do you belong to?

You can ask that, I’m not sure you can get an accurate and straightforward answer, however

Does that mean you don’t really know what you are?

No, I know, it’s just complicated

Huh

Do you want me to try?

Ya

Uh, if we’re going by parental lineage alone, then I’d be a demigod, but some things have happened that would skew that a bit

That sounds pretty neat.

If you say so

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ohhh

It’s a nice bird, though

That is true. Has your day gotten better with this bird?

I’d say so, absolutely

May I ask you what species do you belong to?

You can ask that, I’m not sure you can get an accurate and straightforward answer, however

Does that mean you don’t really know what you are?

No, I know, it’s just complicated

Huh

Do you want me to try?

Ya

Uh, if we’re going by parental lineage alone, then I’d be a demigod, but some things have happened that would skew that a bit

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ohhh

It’s a nice bird, though

That is true. Has your day gotten better with this bird?

I’d say so, absolutely

May I ask you what species do you belong to?

You can ask that, I’m not sure you can get an accurate and straightforward answer, however

Does that mean you don’t really know what you are?

No, I know, it’s just complicated

Huh

Do you want me to try?

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ohhh

It’s a nice bird, though

That is true. Has your day gotten better with this bird?

I’d say so, absolutely

May I ask you what species do you belong to?

You can ask that, I’m not sure you can get an accurate and straightforward answer, however

Does that mean you don’t really know what you are?

No, I know, it’s just complicated

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ohhh

It’s a nice bird, though

That is true. Has your day gotten better with this bird?

I’d say so, absolutely

May I ask you what species do you belong to?

You can ask that, I’m not sure you can get an accurate and straightforward answer, however

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ohhh

It’s a nice bird, though

That is true. Has your day gotten better with this bird?

I’d say so, absolutely

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ohhh

It’s a nice bird, though

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Oh, no, I still have it

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

(The box contains a pair of glow in the dark earrings, glow in the bracelet, a black headband, two hockey masks, three baan ewer, one black fedora, a wolf skull, one lava lamp, a baby killbird bird, ten sweet corn, and ten spaghetti donuts)

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

My name is Messager. It neat to meet you. I got a box for you. (He holds out the box to Sora)

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

… that’s an impossible thing to hope for though. Oh is your name Sora?!?

It is, what’s your name?

Ya I just am not really good at landing.

That’s good, I hope you get better at it in the future

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

Although what?

Sorry, what did he do?

I would presume that was the point at which he killed me.

Oh, alright, uh, I’m sorry for your loss?

Okay.

Do you want to continue with your plan, then?

*Tartarus picks up the Great Dodecahedrons.*

Hey, wait, you can’t do that

*Tartarus evades Sora’s attempts and crushes the Great Blue Dodecahedron.

Dude, stop, seriously

*Sora grabs the Red Dodecahedron and tries to get whatever’s left from the crushed ones*

*The chunks of the other dodecahedrons are beginning to disintegrate.*

*He takes them regardless and puts them into the bag*

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

Although what?

Sorry, what did he do?

I would presume that was the point at which he killed me.

Oh, alright, uh, I’m sorry for your loss?

Okay.

Do you want to continue with your plan, then?

*Tartarus picks up the Great Dodecahedrons.*

Hey, wait, you can’t do that

*Tartarus evades Sora’s attempts and crushes the Great Blue Dodecahedron.

Dude, stop, seriously

*Sora grabs the Red Dodecahedron and tries to get whatever’s left from the crushed ones*

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

Although what?

Sorry, what did he do?

I would presume that was the point at which he killed me.

Oh, alright, uh, I’m sorry for your loss?

Okay.

Do you want to continue with your plan, then?

*Tartarus picks up the Great Dodecahedrons.*

Hey, wait, you can’t do that

*Tartarus evades Sora’s attempts and crushes the Great Blue Dodecahedron.

Dude, stop, seriously