The Homosapien Agenda

Your parents told you to go to bed early when you were young not because you were tired, because they were tired of you.

Young children need 10 hours of sleep every night to properly develop you asshole

The dumbest thing we all did as a kid was wish we were an adult

When kids wish to be adults, they’re more often than not wishing for proper autonomy and control over what they do. That’s not a dumb thing to wish for.

People are only going to start caring about pollution when it affects them directly. Companies can post all the ads they want, but unless someone is directly affected, odds are they will just keep doing what they’re doing.

Motherfucker it’s the companies FAULT. It doesn’t matter if everyone leaves their lights on all the time or never recycles because WE ARE NOT THE PROBLEM

Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids.

Ya cuz we’ve got food regulation codes.

This year has been just nonstop chaos

I love the ???? after markiplier afgsfggf

Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire commercial fast fashion industry and not Marie Kondo.

May I add, taking the stitches out of clothes that can’t be donated gives you some pieces of cloth which can either be used to make new clothes or if you’re like me and don’t know how to do that, those pieces of cloth come in super useful for everything from keeping doors open to wrapping up annoying leaks in your shower. Double bonus: make sure to clean the cloths well and keep them in a secure place, if you ever get a pretty bad injury (like this one time I accidentally stepped on a trash bag and a large shard of glass impaled my foot) you have something clean to wrap it in while you make your way to the hospital/doctor

Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?

“Never again” was said for a reason.

well that escalated quickly

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

hundreds, perhaps billions

oh to be an urban weed worthy of an award