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wit my bitch @spookybigfoot

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

Marry someone who laughs with you when the joke died like 20 min ago.

me thinking about myself: She’s cute I support Her

Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be

WHAT!!!!!

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

love

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

oh… the tea is hot

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life