Pretty broke bitch

Taking a break is the most important thing you can do sometimes. Sometimes my breaks range up to nine months or a year. It just depends on where I am mentally and financially, and it’s most important to take breaks from stores you frequent on a very regular basis (again, super important if you live in a smaller city, or don’t have the ability to travel very far, and thus are reduced to a small selection.)

if ur not cutting through ceilings and taking over 100,000 palettes from ur local warehouse, are u even lifting???

First, make a new tinder with a fake name, and pictures that don’t show your face. I have a guide on how to crop pics if you need that. Then change your age settings to include older men, and increase your distance. In your description you should talk about looking for a successful man, wanting to be spoiled, having expensive taste, and anything else that hints at the fact that you’re looking for a SD. Once you start swiping, look for men with high paying jobs, nice clothes, well groomed, nice looking houses or restaurants in the background, or anything else that would mean they have money.

New hauls coming tommorow! Stay tuned bb’s 😘

- don’t conceal in front of cameras or customers - know the local laws on theft in your area - read up on the store’s chase policy - always be prepared for the worst - don’t get greedy, you’ll get sloppy - be careful who you confess to

Me: (◕‿◕✿) ha ha ha ha

Ba R C o d E s

Anti lift: *internally panicking*

Kimberly N. Houzah was told to leave a Victoria’s Secret location in Oxford’s Quintard Mall Wednesday because another black female was caught shoplifting.

find a cute girl on social media (i went on insta) that doesn’t have many followers. (anyone could find her if they really tried, but just block anyone who figures u out) download a dating app, I used clover because it’s not that popular but still reliable. just like a ton of guys and set your location to somewhere popular and messages and matches should start flooding in. i got like 100 messages in 10 minutes

Me: *2 years ago* I would never steal, I’d get arrested Me: *6 months ago* I would never steal anything more than 100$ Me: *now* I probably won’t rob a bank

Friend: you’re hungry right, you should get food Me *in my expensive ass clothes and make up*: What?? Are you kidding me? A hot dog is $6! Do I look like I’m made of money??