Little Lifter Spoiled But Loves The Rush

Hey everyone,

As I’m sure you can tell, when I started this blog in July I was much more happy and upbeat. In august and September I got “big” I guess you could say. I honestly love and appreciate you all. You give me an incentive to not off myself and that’s the truth. But I’ve been neglecting my blog lately. I’ve been very on and off. I’ve been waiting weeks to reply to asks and messages and I’ve been making posts about replying to everyone then not doing that. I don’t wanna lead you all on. That’s not fair to you. If you say you’re gonna do something, you need to. I’ve been trying to get on Tumblr as much as possible for my followers. I love helping you guys by answering questions and interacting with you all. I love posting hauls when I actually get to lift. Right now I’ve been going through episodes of non stop vomiting to where I have to go to the doctor and get shots on my ass cheek to make me stop. I should’ve gone to the hospital on both occasions but I refuse. Where I’m going with this is that I’m not looking for sympathy or a pity party, I just want you guys to know I’m not intentionally being flaky. It’s not that I don’t care. I’ve two sinus infections in the past month and half and it doesn’t sound like a big deal but it’s miserable. Between that and always being nauseous and in pain, all I really do is go to school, come home, cry, nap, wake up, eat, cry, and go back to bed. So I don’t spend a lot of time on any app. I barely text even my best friends. I barely text or call my family that I don’t live with. On top of that I’ve been deeply depressed and recently suicidal because I never feel good. All throughout this school year I’ve been missing school because of my throwing up or being sent home and it’s miserable. This has been an issue for years.

Moral of the story: I don’t wanna get your hopes up. I don’t wanna disappoint. So I will get on here as soon as I possibly can but I can’t make any promises as to when that will be simply because I can’t keep that promise. Every time I say I’ll get on and reply to asks and messages it’s when I feel good and then I usually get sick again.

Also: do not worry about me. I don’t want to live but I have no plans to end my life and that’s the honest truth. I will not kill myself as long as there are clothes to steal (okay that was supposed to make you guys laugh)

Some random things i picked up recently ⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️ Can you believe that tiny little eye cream is over $100?? Honestly so shook. Anywaysss I’ve been lifting a lot recently but I’ve been too lazy to actually post stuff so here’s some stuff i actually took pics of :)

✨ulta plasma eye cream $110 naked concealer $28 anastasia modern renaissance palette $42 powder brush $38 eyeshadow brush $14 highlight brush $26 it transulent powder $29 tarte foundation $39 stila eyeliner $22

✨sally beauty fake lashes x2 $34 conditioner $7

✨old navy dry shampoo $12 vest $20?

✨victorias secret sleep shirt $50 bralette $20

✨madewell bracelets $20? socks x3 $35

Sorry guys, this is a long one!

BIGGEST TIP: Act as if you have the full intention of buying something: Convince yourself that you are in fact about to spend your hard earned money. Look at prices, look at sizes. Do you see a sale rack? Gravitate towards it as if you are keen on getting the best deal. Just picture how you act when you are actually planning on buying things and mimic that.

Smile!! Act friendly!: This is another big one. Store associates usually don’t suspect the ones who look as if they didn’t have it in them to steal anything, and on the off chance that you do get caught, always act nice, innocent and apologetic. If you display to the SAs that you are a clean cut, nice, rich person that they are much less likely to follow or suspect you, and are more likely to be more lenient if you get caught.

Light, clean makeup (unless going to Sephora or Ulta): This also relates to the tip mentioned above. You don’t want to draw any attention to yourself. You do not want to have dark, gothic make up or bright colored eyeshadow or anything like that when you are lifting. You want to keep your look as clean and boring as possible.

Wear hair away from face: This seems counterintuitive but I’ve personally noticed a difference regarding this. SAs will be more wary of someone who has heavy bangs or hair in their face. By pulling your hair back into a high ponytail or plain headband you are silently saying “Hey, I have no problem showing my face. I’m confident.” Remember, the goal is not to exit the store without being apprehended. The goal is to leave without anyone even knowing something has been taken. Therefore, if you have done your job, there should be no risk if your face is fully exposed.

No statement accessories: Again, you do not want to bring any unnecessary attention to yourself. No cat earrings, no chunky necklaces, NO LOUD BRACELETS, no patterned tights. Outfits that I usually wear to go lifting (in the warmer months) are a pair of skinny jeans (rolled up to right above the ankle), black leather flip flops, a cream blouse, and a thin gold necklace. You want to look put together, but not flashy.

Wear clothing that is in season and tight!: This will help keep you from standing out or being suspected. If you’re carrying a small bag and wearing fitted clothes, where could you possibly be hiding anything? If you go into a Walmart wearing a huge sweatshirt in the middle of the summer, the employees will already have a reason to suspect that you may be a shoplifter so make sure you don’t give them a reason to pay attention to you.

Don’t carry a large bag (tote can be fine, try and invest in a bag that is much bigger on the inside than it looks from the outside): Get a cute bag that looks small. I have this purple Kate Spade purse that looks very small from the outside but I’ve fitted 3 books, 4 pairs of leggings, a t shirt, and 3 bras inside all while having it still look normal from the outside. Huge bags draw attention, but you can probably get away with carrying a large tote bag so long as it looks expensive and/or has a brand name prominently displayed.

Wear accessories on only one hand to draw attention to it, use the other hand to take and conceal (works best for concealing small items): The eye is drawn to sparkly things! Wear rings and paint the nails a bright color on only one hand. Use this hand to pick up and put back items that you aren’t going to lift; use the other boring hand to discreetly take items and slip them into your bag. If all goes well, even if someone is watching you, their eyes will be drawn to the flashier hand.

Don’t take quick glances around at people and/or cameras: This makes you look very VERY SUS. This has been said a million times and I can’t stress this enough but look for cameras ONLY with your eyes! Don’t move your head, don’t quickly whip around if you hear a sound. Movement draws attention, which is exactly what we don’t want. If you hear someone walking behind you as you’re concealing, stay calm and act as if you are doing nothing out of the ordinary. You must convince yourself that you aren’t doing anything wrong so as to convince others watching you of the same.

Act calmly, don’t fidget, consciously slow your movements: If you are a person who acts strangely when nervous, YOU SHOULD NOT BE LIFTING. I cannot stress this enough; the most important defense you have against being sus is your demeanor! Radiate tranquility babes, if that means taking a bubble bath right before lifting do it! Don’t walk too quickly, don’t jump, don’t fidget with your hands.

Don’t spend too much time handling the item you’re planning on lifting: This just gives LP more time to see you with that piece of merchandise and more time for them to become suspicious of what you’re planning on doing with it, especially if they see you leave the store without buying it!! Take the item, and conceal as soon as you possibly can.

Here are some highlights from my last haul, as you can see I’m a big fan of Lush 😉

I’m super conflicted on whether I should go as a cop or a cat for Halloween this year but the great thing about lifting is that I can just get both costumes for the same price (the price of course being free) 😇

Morals and ethics don’t pay the bills thooo 💅🏻

Alright alright, I’m back with a haul picture for y'all with some of the highlights from my last heist Total: $7k+

HAUL #7!!!🌹The “I’m Finna Boost Everything” haul🌹

💗Bralettes: Cotton On

💗Obey shirt: Active

💗Vans shirt: Vans store

💗Calvin Klein hat: PacSun

💗RipnDip sweatshirt: Zumies

*disclaimer* this MAY sound crazy, but believe me, it works.

Step 1: obtain an animal that scurries fast. Go to petco and purchase either 10 rats/10 white mice/3 ferrets OR obtain a farm pot bellies pig/hen/or boar. My aunt higgith once obtained a keckle of geese that she personally lifted from a nearby town farm.

Step 2: store animals in an inconspicuous container. Make sure it has air holes for breathing so your animals don’t die.

Step 3: drive to a store you’d like to shoplift from

Step 4: enter the store carrying your hidden animals of choice

Step 5: when no one is around, release your furry friends into the isle and watch them scurry and scamper everywhere

Step 6: immediately run to the nearest SA and tell them you saw a rodent/animal

Step 7: the SA will typically call in a special code in their walkie talkie or will have to alert their supervisors that a live animal is on the loose. Remember: the more animals scurrying free the better!

Step 8: steal all the shit you want! At this point the entire store will be trying to locate the pest and will probably not be paying attention to any cameras. Innocent shoppers may get frantic and scared of a wild boar making its way through the store and soon chaos may take over the store, inciting frenzied crowd syndrome

Step 9: while the store is chaotic, steal steal steal! Shove shit down your pants, eat a bag of chips while you’re at it, and empty the registers! Take a shit right inside the toy isle! LP won’t be paying attention