furnie

she posts a tiktok like pov: ur dad is a supervillain and now sometimes batman stops by and it’s a compilation of her obnoxiously greeting him on her balcony

and another one where it’s her at a high society gala with cass and tim and they’re competing to see how many times they can drop a shrimp into people’s champagne flute

and one of her in a dingy warehouse singing “steal my girl” by one direction to the red hood and it’s captioned like in case red hood ever rescues you from kidnappers, his favorite 1D song is actually little things

and all of these other videos that are just weird (even by gotham standards) and without any sort of explanation

there was a huge age gap between zor-el and jor-el meaning that when kara was born, jor-el was only about 16 (the same age she is when kal-el is born) and he is just so cool to her

he taught her curse words when she was learning to speak because he thought it was funny and he was the one cheering embarrassingly loud at sports matches and he was the one who gave her her first taste of kryptonian liquor when she’s 14 and he was always just the coolest

did anyone else think for a split second towards the end of the new Superman movie that ultraman was gonna be superboy and not just ultraman??

cause lex was like:

“i stole some of your DNA” ✅

and then “it was missing something” ✅

so i thought the logical thing he would say next would be “so i combined it with mine” and suddenly reveal superboy

i think about this sometimes and others should have to suffer with me

1) Tim Drake singing “Take a Chance on Me” by ABBA to Bruce Wayne to try and convince Bruce to take him on as Robin after Jason’s death (If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown, / Batman I’m still free, take a chance on me)

2) Bruce singing “Tell Me It’s Okay — Demo” by Paramore after Dick’s first night out as Robin because he just loves his kid (Man, I even laughed a little today /Oh, so strange, so strange / Tell me it's okay to be happy now / Because I'm happy now)

3) Dick singing “I Want to Break Free” by Queen after deciding to leave Batman and the Robin identity behind to become Nightwing (I want to break free from your lies / You’re so self satisfied, I don’t need you / I’ve got to break free)

4)Jason singing “House of Memories”by Panic! while having conflicting feelings about having run away to Ethiopia/Bruce in general after comfort back as Red Hood (I think of you from time to time / More than I thought I would / You were just too kind / And I was too young to know / That’s all that really matters / I was a fool)

and a bonus-ish: