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Part 3

Extra long one for you guys today :)

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Damian: Shoot

Jon: What's it like being half vampire half human

Damian: What?

Jon: You, what's it like being half vampire?

Damian: Where did you get that from?

Jon: You know, cause Batman is a vampire.

Damian: (smiles) Is he now?

Jon: Yeah, everyone knows that he's a vampire

Damian: Yeah but you've seen him out in the daytime

Jon: Yeah, with a body covering suit on

Damian: Okay, so when you visited the Manor and saw Bruce Wayne, what did you think?

Jon: That was easy

Damian: Was it?

Jon: Yeah, Batman is the world's greatest detective, and Bruce pays him to fight crimes while looking for his parents' murderer, and in return for that he legally adopts his kids so he doesn't have to worry about them till that nighttime.

Damian: His kids? You think people like Nightwing and Red Hood are biologically related to Batman?

Jon: Yeah.

Damian:

Jon:

Jon: Did I say something wrong?

Damian: (starts chuckling) No.

Jon: I knew i was right

Damian: You know technically. I'm not half human

Jon: You're not?

Damian: Nope, I'm half demon.

Jon: Seriously?

Damian: Yeah, because my grandfather is called the Demon's Head, because he's a demon

Jon: Really?

Damian: Same with my mother, and now me just only I'm half demon.

Jon: Wow

Damian: Yeah

Jon: So what's it like being half vampire half demon?

Across Gotham… and not just there, a rumor is circulating that the Bat-family perfectly understands the language of bats.

Jon: Dami.

Damian, who is sitting at the computer looking for information on their case: M?

Jon: I have a small… question.

Damian: …they never end well.

Jon: Come on! Just… there are so many rumors about your family, and it’s clear that most of them are false. But…

Damian: …’but’?

Jon: …Is it true that you understand the language of bats?

Damian: …? What foolishness.

Jon: Come on, I understand, but suddenly…

Damian: *Was about to say something, but a bat lands on his shoulder*…*Slightly leans towards it and the bat chirps something*…I see.

Jon: It said something??

Damian: …You stole the last chocolate chip cookie.

Jon: …Huh?

Damian: …And my candies! How awful!

Jon: N-no, that’s not true! There’s no proof!

Damian: Titus Jr. said you’re lying.

Jon: No!! *Runs away*

Alfred: …Master Damian, have you, once again, played a joke on Mr. Jonathan and been observing him with the cameras?

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