Sobbing Mathematically

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

"being a conservative is a sign of low IQ" if you believe in ableist and racist pseudo-science like intelligence quotient, you are the conservative in question

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say