I have no idea what I'm doing help

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

disco elysium dialogue tree

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved