Obsessed and Confused

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

no because if i was shane and my not-boyfriend-but-boyfriend-probably-love-of-my-life-situationship-throat-goat wore a slutty little tank top and looked up at me with those horny puppy dog eyes i also wouldn’t give a fuck if my friend with 84 kids heard him slobbering on it through the phone

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat to death, to the shit that makes you scream

if ur my follower and u engage with my posts often rest assured ur username and icon combo is in my mind and I see it and go oh yeah I know that guy yay