I grew up in a shotgun row

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Just in case you need a good luck post 😆😁🤣

im edgy so i like communism. not the stalin kind that starved literally millions of people, and not the chinese kind that did the same. also not the cuban kind obviously. not the north korean kind either. actually, no one’s done true communism, yet, so yeah, but I like it. I like the good parts

we gave six robots six guns and asked them to build an even bigger gun. they asked for some paintbrushes and paint instead and made a really hurtful caricature of me

i have a question

it took me 5 and a third hours to stop crying

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

For the love of god reblog this to be a decent member of society

Dude this just saved my bank account

Chloe Sevigny has Big Dick Energy

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

”..and homophobic”

“and sexist”

“and claim to be none of these things”

“they’re just joking”

“you’re just going through a phase”

“you’ll get used to it”

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

😂😂😂 this is at Moondogs in Buckhead