24/7 godchild lockdown

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

there's this ask that's been sitting in my inbox for months and i simply can bring myself to delete it

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect