Hayden

remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Daily reminder that https://annas-archive.gl/ exist and you should also download calibre to manage all your downloaded ebooks

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

let it be known that if you blog hard enough, you’ll wake up to a really pretty girl in your bed

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat