village idiot

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

I know it's just a porn phrase, but there's a compelling metaphysico-poetic resonance in the claim to "destroy [someone's] hole(s)". Take a moment to turn over in your mind what it means to destroy a hole...

how are you all carrying on like it isnt all happening

this is from a part in Fist of the North Star where a character is dying and in pain, and without it ever being mentioned before, they're all like We Need To Go To Medicine City to get meds to ease their suffering. Medicine City is ruled by Dog Master who fights using dogs and says "Haha.. Dogs are best!"

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

a group of 4 people are given 3 hours to edit a youtube poop and try to turn it back into its regular source material

i’m not watching the super bowl i’m playing with my superb hole

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"