The (Angry) Dumb Literature Junkie

guys what day of the week were you born on? i was born on a tuesday

[on a first date] so the figs and the wasps rely on each other to live in the end even though the wasp dies inside the fig the figs cannot live on without the wasp and the wasps cannot live on without the fig to lay their eggs in. don’t you see how this is love in its purest form? would you be the wasp or the fig? 

[on the same date] but that’s not all there is to it. it’s more devious than that. you see, only some of the figs can guarantee successful egg-laying, while others cannot. these latter figs mimic the scent of the former, making the wasp burrow into them and lay their eggs, only for the wasp to commit reproductive suicide and die. the fig gets pollinated, the wasp gets nothing. don’t you see how it’s not love at all? don’t you see how it’s a game of deceive or be deceived? would you be the gullible wasp or the lying fig?

@allisondraste @tanaleth a humble offering

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

a modern AU where Micah Bell is Joe Exotic

enough girlbossing . girlemployees . attack

God there is just so much to dissect. I don't know where to start.

The instant regret. You can hear her soul leave her body

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

i would watch an entire show of this

“You can’t read Miranda rights to a corpse”