I Always Say Beauty Is Only Sin Deep

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

bunny is fairly obviously based at least in part on hornung himself which is kind of crazy considering that he also based raffles on an actual irl friend of his like i would be asking what are we

Monday humiliation. Tuesday suffocation. Wednesday condescension. Thursday is pathetic. It’s Friday i’m in love

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

Duuude don't question my version of events I'm such a reliable narrator. I'm literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I'm not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now

the distinction between professional and amateur is pay btw. if you get paid for doing it you're doing it professionally. it says nothing about quality. some of the best craftspeople on earth are amateurs and some of the worst writers are professionals.

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.