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man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

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I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

Thank you all!

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

For speed runners, this is canon.

returning dead eyed on bloodied soles again and again to the drafts page to make another crack at writing "the post"