professional car bomber resume

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

The time Marie Kondo said "you can thank a a shirt you've never worn for teaching you about your taste", thereby making it NOT A WASTE literally rewired my whole brain. Acknowledge the thing and move forward, even if that means leaving the thing behind.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

reincarnation is hidden from us as an anti-griefing measure