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i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job and heaven knows im miserable now

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

TANBI KEI LESTAT SAVE MEEEE