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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
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Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."
Before answering he has to prove he's not a robot by reciting the Dutch alphabet backwards and entering a password he doesn't know which can be retrieved by an email address that went offline when trump was just some dickhead on TV
listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
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I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
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"do you how fast you were going sir?"
"not fast enough to catch the fUcKiNg CAT"
I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes
My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.
Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”
“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”
“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”
So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.
Your dad is so powerful
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i actually did draft a bunch of abortion jokes but ultimately decided not to keep them
hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit
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I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂
I love these so much.
It doesn’t end there:
another addition
do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously
oh my god
By the way before I went to buy my stupid little plastic soldiers I went in a hole under the ground again. My legs still hurt from climbing that fuckass rusty ladder holy shit
book cover illustration: Tristan Elwell
Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose ‘targets’
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Evac
Warning for slight description of gore and blood.
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Your hands are clenched tight to the harness keeping you in your seat as the pelican sways and shudders. There's blood staining the straps and buckles as you stare at the medic performing triage on the goddamn cyborg.
But it's not a cyborg, there's blood and bits that need to stay inside and the white of bone showing. The last guy you saw that much of didn't get up again and you swallow down another round of bile because the goddamn cyborg isn't a cyborg, it's a person. They're a person.
Even worse was when the helmet came off and the person turned out to be a fucking kid. Round cheeks with some fat on them still, no sign of stubble or lines or anything beyond bags under the eyes and a bit of acne.
knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey
