Spindle Physalia

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

its been said before but every time theres a post that goes around saying dont call transgender women Guys every jackass in a 200 blog radius feels compelled to offer helpful alternatives like [overly familiar and childish phrase] or [a different masculine term] or [the word bitch]

if you cant fathom referring to me with anything other than Man or Goober i think maybe you shouldnt talk to me at all actually

like diva no i am not "just a little critter" actually i am an adult

We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.

Seeing people wonder “how can people say stuff like this” and “why does [x misogynistic thing] keep happening” is a bit disorienting because when you take a five second pause to think about it you can realize quite immediately that it’s because people hate women. Like guys… people HATE women.

"nothing good comes easy" ok well tell that to the heroine of justice after a whole two minutes of succubus footjob. force her to admit that she's already fallen to evil because she couldn't hold out any longer.

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

probably one of the most frustrating experiences about growing up as a transfem is the years you waste listening to transmisogynistic queer/trans people because you think they're authorities you are supposed to learn from due to their identities since all the tme people around you cant see the transmisogyny and you havent learned to see it either, and spending huge chunks of your time reading feminist lit and articles, critically examining your views, your actions, the way you move through the world and interact with others, to de-entangle yourself from the concept of "male socialization" and the misogynistic assumptions and expectations patriarchy teaches everyone, because all these queer people and other important people in your life always told you how important it is to "take responsibility" and be mindful to catch these things and be better, and then for the next eternity you get to watch dork after dork with pronouns in bio absolutely refuse to engage with women characters and prefer to watch their favorite "male" characters in media pathetically fall on his face and go "LOL hes such a woman genderfailure😭😭my favorite effete helpless damselboy he's not even in the shadow of real men omgg" and you get to realize ohh wait so literally none of you actually gave a shit about growing and unlearning and challenging patriarchy and its implications at all because you thought your identities made you perfect masters of that knowledge and you were just all virtue signalling to alienate and be dicks the entire time. ohhhh

Kyle. Kyle listen, it's me, White Jesus. I saw you touch yourself to Tsuyu Asui cuck porn. That was some degenerate shit, Kyle. Before marriage, too. Listen. There's only one way you're getting into heaven after a stunt like that. You know what to do. The lock to your cop dad's gun case is zero-zero-one-four. You gotta go for the big one, Kyle. I've read the Epstein files you gotta do it Kyle. I've got a spot for Tyler and Luigi up here Kyle. We're seven away from a lacrosse team and I know you can midfield like a champ. Aim for the center of mass, Kyle. I believe in you.

"trans men should be allowed to take up space" 🚫🚫🚫 disagree 👎

all men go in a big hole in the ground until we learn to behave 🕳

Is this satire or no….

no they're actually putting us on the big hampster wheels tomorrow

why y'all hate trans men so much what they do to you

i dont hate anyone im a sweetiepie

hes literally nice and soooo good at running on the hamster wheel 😁 🏃‍♂️

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dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

"trans men should be allowed to take up space" 🚫🚫🚫 disagree 👎

all men go in a big hole in the ground until we learn to behave 🕳

Is this satire or no….

no they're actually putting us on the big hampster wheels tomorrow

why y'all hate trans men so much what they do to you

well they arent running on that damn wheel fast enough for one

kill

Yes mistress

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons