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“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

Like to charge, reblog to cast

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

in the club asking people if they prefer paperback or hardcover books

anyway does anyone want to sit on the floor with me for a while

unfortunately for me I notice everything

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don't want your AI assistant I don't want your AI-generated ad copy I don't want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn't be bothered to have a human make it I can't be bothered to look at it sorry bye

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace