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Hello old friend, I sent you out there years ago and you went and spread a lot of good karma, I just need your favour again, help me find some work 🧡
Mycroft made Sherlock go to therapy.
don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.
Applying for a new job now and I need to keep reminding myself this. It helps to think what is the worst that can happen? And the answer to that is they say no and nothing changes. Nothing will be worse if I try, it will be the same. Might as well try.
John spends two months at the army’s main rehabilitation centre, teaching his left shoulder to lift things again. The physiotherapy is agonising but the guilt at being able to shuffle through the hallways with the aid of a walking stick while most of his fellow patients get to grips with prosthetics and wheelchairs silences any complaint.
Once he’s discharged to an NHS physio, the army assign him a room in a sort of halfway house at the Russell Square end of Montague Street in Bloomsbury. It’s meant to help readjust him to civilian life but there’s no way in hell any normal Londoner could afford such a glamorous address. John spends a week avoiding the crowds around the British Museum, wondering what the hell he’s going to do for money when he’s kicked out to fend for himself.
He eats little, limps a lot, sweats through nightmare nights and flashback days. He is constantly on the lookout for trouble. Hyper-vigilant. Leave me the fuck alone.
The weather becomes muggy and uncomfortably warm. John shoves paint-sealed windows up and steals a desktop fan from the shared institutional kitchen. At 1.54 am he lies on his three foot bed, toes spread to catch the fan’s feeble artificial breeze. Someone in a nearby flat is playing a tango on the violin. They are good at it. By turns arrogant and seductive. For the first time in days, John shuts his eyes and lets his senses concentrate on a single stimulus.
When he opens his eyes again, he’s in a strange room composed entirely of wood. The floor slopes and the sun slants awkwardly through narrow skylights in the roof. Music fills the dusty air, reverberating through John’s chest, making his lips tingle and his diaphragm hum. There is a man poised to dance on the other side of the room. His chin is raised in challenge, his hand reaches towards John in unspoken invitation.
Oh, oh oh, OH!
Please tell me this became a fictional?

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An important question, based on this post from two years ago and requested by @inc-b:
How far away is the nearest Compact Disc (CD) to you?
I am using one right now
At arms length, a few seconds away
They can be hunted down somewhere in my house
They do not nest here, but I can easily visit someone with access to them
Locally extinct, but they can be found in a museum less than an hour away
It has been a while since I last saw a Compact Disc
I have never seen a Compact Disc in person before
I cannot comprehend Compact Disc
This is [obscure data storage medium] erasure
I'm talking proper CDs, not DVDs or Blu-Ray discs. Doesn't matter if it's an audio CD, a game, software or data disc, it just has to be a CD of some kind.
here is a list of my thoughts on mycroft holmes
how are him and sherlock related. MH looks like a chud and SH looks like a greek god (no hate on mark gatiss)
he seems aroace…I just can’t prove it….
did we ever find out why he has cameras everywhere and why he’s such a snoop i binged the show 😬 like i know he’s the british government or something but. w h y
he reminds me of that one teacher at school who has a resting bitch face but actually super nice (i love this character sm)
his house/mansion is NNNIICCEEE
i love the blue green color combo under his overcoat in that one episode it’s so iconic
sometimes at night I’ll think about him on his treadmill and I’ll start giggling and the good dream fairy will come and grant me good dreams for a week
i love how vague he is. like seriously “what may we deduce about his heart?” is one of my fav lines from the whole show
the idea of him hiring anthea is very funny to me like she just walked in probably eyes glued to her screen and he was like “yep you’re my assistant” or whatever like what
okay have a nice day 👍
The answer to bullet one is the two gifs in this post
💬 0 🔁 303 ❤️ 598 · He looks like Mycroft 🤣🤣🤣
The Brothers Holmes
I feel like the original Chinese ending is even funnier than the translation implies. My inexpert tweaks:
“Heterosexuality really is the most fragile type of sexual orientation in the world, in human history electric shock, detention, family coercion, campus and workplace bullying all were unable to change homosexuality to heterosexuality, but heterosexuals need only get a glimpse of homosexual information and movies and they can turn into homosexual”
i know i’ll never get this but here i go
2k notes before halloween and i’ll come out to my friends
5k before halloween and i’ll do my family
i would put less, but i won’t underestimate the power of these moots: @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @raynilikescats @freaky-always
Oh and @homosexuality-offical and @cupid-official bc this is their shit
Edit: 10 NOTE PER PERSON LIMIT
I will reduce all of you in the final tally:
@freaky-always
@hamcheesesammich
@princessnymphae
@thatonefurry (really? more?)
@sweetberrylane
@random-stuff-lolz
@narniasclosetvoltron
@ikeep-missing-mypizzas
@starspangledmoth
@cuttlefishnoodle
@spencer-the-nerd
@k4yl4rztheradical
sooo -600

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I know there’s more, I want the full spectrum
Seriously were they giggling on the phone together while writing these characters
Not me wondering why Sherlock wasn't on here before I clued in and oh, of course. Of course that's where he is. Duh.
Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
Do you like this song? #600
Yes I like it, I already know it
Yes I like it, first time listening
No I don't like it, I already know it
No I don't like it, first time listening
✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
Please don't spoil, this is not a quiz. :)
spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
how do you feel?
i love it!!!
i like it
it's okay i suppose...
why would you do this to me?
i hate it!!!!!
nuanced answer / i don't know

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The Holmes brothers having a smoke in three different styles and color palettes.