Johnlock? Obviously.

John spends two months at the army’s main rehabilitation centre, teaching his left shoulder to lift things again. The physiotherapy is agonising but the guilt at being able to shuffle through the hallways with the aid of a walking stick while most of his fellow patients get to grips with prosthetics and wheelchairs silences any complaint.

Once he’s discharged to an NHS physio, the army assign him a room in a sort of halfway house at the Russell Square end of Montague Street in Bloomsbury. It’s meant to help readjust him to civilian life but there’s no way in hell any normal Londoner could afford such a glamorous address. John spends a week avoiding the crowds around the British Museum, wondering what the hell he’s going to do for money when he’s kicked out to fend for himself.

He eats little, limps a lot, sweats through nightmare nights and flashback days. He is constantly on the lookout for trouble. Hyper-vigilant. Leave me the fuck alone.

The weather becomes muggy and uncomfortably warm. John shoves paint-sealed windows up and steals a desktop fan from the shared institutional kitchen. At 1.54 am he lies on his three foot bed, toes spread to catch the fan’s feeble artificial breeze. Someone in a nearby flat is playing a tango on the violin. They are good at it. By turns arrogant and seductive. For the first time in days, John shuts his eyes and lets his senses concentrate on a single stimulus.

how are him and sherlock related. MH looks like a chud and SH looks like a greek god (no hate on mark gatiss)

he seems aroace…I just can’t prove it….

did we ever find out why he has cameras everywhere and why he’s such a snoop i binged the show 😬 like i know he’s the british government or something but. w h y

he reminds me of that one teacher at school who has a resting bitch face but actually super nice (i love this character sm)

his house/mansion is NNNIICCEEE

i love the blue green color combo under his overcoat in that one episode it’s so iconic

sometimes at night I’ll think about him on his treadmill and I’ll start giggling and the good dream fairy will come and grant me good dreams for a week

i love how vague he is. like seriously “what may we deduce about his heart?” is one of my fav lines from the whole show

the idea of him hiring anthea is very funny to me like she just walked in probably eyes glued to her screen and he was like “yep you’re my assistant” or whatever like what

2k notes before halloween and i’ll come out to my friends 

5k before halloween and i’ll do my family

i would put less, but i won’t underestimate the power of these moots: @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @raynilikescats @freaky-always

Oh and @homosexuality-offical and @cupid-official bc this is their shit

Edit: 10 NOTE PER PERSON LIMIT

I will reduce all of you in the final tally:

@freaky-always

@hamcheesesammich

@princessnymphae

@thatonefurry (really? more?)

@sweetberrylane

@random-stuff-lolz

@narniasclosetvoltron

@ikeep-missing-mypizzas

@starspangledmoth

@cuttlefishnoodle

@spencer-the-nerd

@k4yl4rztheradical

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