I dwell in Asgard

Eighteen year old Mycroft returns home from university, and finds a Sherlock who uses the word fuck quite unnecessarily - Mummy has actually spoken to him about this subject.

Mycroft tells him to stop, but Sherlock replies that he's being a hypocrite, because he's learned the word from him. Mycroft is confused, and Sherlock informs him that he once heard him saying the word back when he was four.

Sherlock may have deleted the solar system from his brain, but he has a perfect memory of the one instance when he heard eleven year old Mycroft saying fuck.

Mycroft manages to get him to stop using that word - save in extreme circumstances - but is forcefully reminded, once again, that his brilliant and ridiculous little brother never forgets anything he says, and that he must choose his words carefully.

Mycroft really goes from: Oh I've a baby I hope I can teach him stuff

Sherlock: *develops a perfect memory in regards to his brother and copies literally everything*

Mycroft: Oh no HE'S FOLLOWING EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE STUFF I CAN'T I HAVE TO BE GOOD ALL THE TIME NOW

🤣

Yes!

9 year old Mycroft scolds Sherlock for throwing a tantrum when the au pair girl tries to dress him.

It turns out that Sherlock saw Mycroft - who is usually polite to the au pair girl - being a drama queen about the clothes she had laid out for him on the previous morning (Mycroft : "I can’t possibly wear this sweater with these trousers!").

Mycroft : Oh no

Mycroft walking on eggshells and having to be extra polite to everyone because otherwise Sherlock will do something like insult the head chef at a restaurant and get everyone kicked out. Sherlock never realises how much of a hand he had in Mycroft being perfect and becoming so powerful.

#mycroft totally blamed himself for sherlock almost getting them kicked out of a restaurant #although he managed to smooth things over via diplomacy #sherlock also played a part in mycroft acquiring diplomatic skills

Oh yes. Sherlock just assumes that Mycroft was born perfect.

Sherlock and John are working on a case of a teenage girl’s disappearance. They talk with her mother, who tracks her location all the time.

Once they leave her house, John goes on about how parents weren’t nearly so controlling back in the days when they were kids.

Sherlock asks what he means.

John suddenly remembers that Sherlock was raised by Mycroft, and that Mycroft actually still hasn’t stopped being a helicopter parent to Sherlock.

Sherlock being 23 before Mycroft lets him walk to the shop on the same side on the street as their flat alone thinking this girl is lucky 😂

John: Uhh yeah sure buddy 🤣

Yes!!! XD (Whereas 22 year old Mycroft was Sherlock's legal guardian and talked with his teachers, took him to doctor's appointments, supervised his homework, made sure he ate, disciplined him, bought him clothes etc.)

Absolutely lol

John doesn't have the heart to tell Sherlock how not normal it is to not be allowed in cabs at age 20.

Tbf to Mycroft though the first criminal Sherlock and John solved the case of was literally a cabbie so his worry is fair lol

Meanwhile Sherlock listens to John telling him a story about having gone to Cornwall with a bunch of friends when he was 17 (the ones who were 18 drove), and he wonders if his parents were borderline neglectful. (But if Mycroft were present, he’d make a comment about him being a tyrannical big brother.)

And yessss, the events of ASIP show that Sherlock in his early thirties is still a danger to himself when he rides cabs unsupervised. 🤣

Oh yes lol. And tbf to Sherlock, his parents are neglectful, hence why Mycroft raises him, and they wouldn't care if he decided to take a trip with whoever while Mycroft would never let it be, so one can see where he's coming from lol

John realising that 1) Sherlock was and still is babied by Mycroft and 2) Mycroft is very right to do so is always my favourite trope with these three.

And Lestrade, Mrs Hudson and Stamford are helping keep both of their sanities loll

Yessss. Sherlock wouldn’t admit it, but he’s certain that Mycroft enforced all those annoying rules when he was younger in an effort to do right by him, so if things are done differently he wonders if it might be a lack of parenting. (And Mycroft has no idea that Sherlock actually rates him so highly as a parental figure.)

And yes, Sherlock is still babied by Mycroft in many ways -as John keeps discovering again and again - and a number of incidents suggest that he’s quite justified. XD

It’s a good thing that there are many helpers!

#bbcsherlock #bbc sherlock #mycroft holmes #sherlock holmes #tweencroft and kidlock

It's a completely normal random day and John sees this weird thing that always happens around/for Sherlock and suddenly realises that it's Mycroft babying him and is shocked. Again 🤣

That's basically his whole life now loll

#yep that’s his life now

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Mummy is having a conversation with eleven year old Mycroft. She suggests that they go visit a castle on the next day - just the two of them. They haven’t done anything like that since Mycroft has become a big brother (and she wants Sherlock to have some bonding time with his father).

Sherlock, who had been playing with his pirate toys on the floor, overhears them. He asks Mummy what she means.

Mummy is confused, and repeats that she and Mycroft haven’t really had one-on-one time since he became a big brother. She adds that she would also love to do something with just Sherlock.

Sherlock’s eyes grow enormous. He says that he thought Mycroft had always been a big brother.

Mycroft always brings sweets and snacks from all over the world home, because he constantly receives gifts from various diplomats, and occasionally travels abroad for certain missions (although he avoids it if can, because he doesn’t like leaving Sherlock).

Teen Sherlock generally considers eating to be boring (Mycroft often has to practically force-feed him), but he does love discovering foods from foreign countries, and really enjoys the snacks. He brings them to school, and brags about his big brother if anyone makes a comment about them.

Mycroft often mentions Sherlock when he thanks the diplomats for these gifts (something along the lines of "I’m sure my little brother will enjoy these", or "Sherlock loved the pineapple cakes").

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How frequently do you get up to use the bathroom at night?

* never

* just once

* twice

* three times

* four times

* five or more times

* it’s complicated

How frequently do you typically get up to use the bathroom at night?

never

just once

twice

three times

four times

five or more times

it’s complicated

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

It depends, but usually never.

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Which set is the best?

Elegant Town Manor

Grand Mansion

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

Elegant Town Manor

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A jungle for the house tigers.

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Calico Critter Combat: Homes (Round 1)

Which set is the best?

Large House with Carport

Red Roof Country Home with Secret Attic

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

Large House with Carport

Calico Critter Combat: Homes (Round 1)

Which set is the best?

Red Roof Cosy Cottage

Red Roof Playhouse

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

Red Roof Playhouse

Calico Critter Combat: Homes (Round 1)

Which set is the best?

Sycamore Cottage

Rose Cottage

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

Rose Cottage