I dwell in Asgard

#this is pretty much a boast#<- my brother is awesome he was taking care of me since he was seven because he's the best big brother ever and I love him a lot but#shh don't tell him that I like to tell him it's annoying because otherwise he doesn't focus on work at all#and the last time he didn't focus on his very very important work there was an international crisis#okay this above is more as if he's drunk and talking about Mycroft but like. still.

"It's not nonsense it's truth. I'm jouralisting your reality."

"That's not a word. Answer the question."

"I don't because you, Mycroft, keep hacking into my account and changing the number it shows me to 1880. Which is ridiculous by the way, and I can't even see who follows me so I can get help. That one time all my followers tried to make a chain link so we'd all know how many, and Mycroft messed that up too by making 38 accounts and threatening everyone in the world."

"Well, guess what. Mycroft knows and we don't want all those people knowing the so called truth your are 'journalisting' about my life."

"You sound like those girls on that one show who talk for each other to the other's boyfriends."

*Gregory enters* "Sherlock what did you want to tell me about your brother?"

he’s very well-behaved (he hasn’t scratched a single piece of furniture, chewed on a single cord, knocked over a single picture frame), dog tolerant, and LOVES people. he doesn’t always want to be pet, but he always wants to be in the same room as other people, and he’ll try to snuggle with you if he thinks you’re asleep.

seriously. if there’s a bowl of food in one room and you in another, he will ignore dinner just to be around you

other than that, he’s a very typical cat. he loves squeezing into random spaces, watching birds on the windowsill, and playing with (aka LOSING) plastic spring toys.

his name’s Vahara, and we think he’s just under a year old. he has no medical concerns that we’re aware of.

^ link here if anyone’s interested!

But believe me, I’m not in any hurry to see him go

More pics under the cut!

#this is pretty much a boast#<- my brother is awesome he was taking care of me since he was seven because he's the best big brother ever and I love him a lot but#shh don't tell him that I like to tell him it's annoying because otherwise he doesn't focus on work at all#and the last time he didn't focus on his very very important work there was an international crisis#okay this above is more as if he's drunk and talking about Mycroft but like. still.

"It's not nonsense it's truth. I'm jouralisting your reality."

"That's not a word. Answer the question."

"I don't because you, Mycroft, keep hacking into my account and changing the number it shows me to 1880. Which is ridiculous by the way, and I can't even see who follows me so I can get help. That one time all my followers tried to make a chain link so we'd all know how many, and Mycroft messed that up too by making 38 accounts and threatening everyone in the world."

"Well, guess what. Mycroft knows and we don't want all those people knowing the so called truth your are 'journalisting' about my life."

"You sound like those girls on that one show who talk for each other to the other's boyfriends."

*Gregory enters* "Sherlock what did you want to tell me about your brother?"

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